Guitar Hero Is For Dumbshits

Recently I have noticed many people getting all excited over the Guitar Hero game series. First off the game isn’t even named correctly. It should be called “Expensive 5 Button Controller Hero”. The only resemblance this thing has to a real guitar is that it is roughly shaped like one. This game is much like the [...]

Taser Tuesday - 9/4/2007

I missed Taser Tuesday last week so here are here is a two’fer fer ya.
The first one is just awesome. Imagine one minute your being a belligerent asshole and the next you’re a quivering pile of Jello on the floor. Bonus impact points on the trip to the floor.

This one starts out a little slow [...]

IF YOU FUCK THINGS UP YOU CAN NO LONGER BE AN EXPERT!

Truer words were never spoken.

Putting The President In Perspective

Here is one of my all time favorite movie exchanges. I think in this time of bat shit insane leaders running our government this should help put the president in perspective.
First person to guess the movie gets a cookie.
 
Simon Wilder: You asked the question, sir, now let me answer it. The beauty of the [...]

Bunch of Links - 8/23/2007

Well folks I’m spending my Friday at the Projekt Revolution show (pictures forthcoming) on Friday so here is a Thursday edition of Bunch of Links. So on with the show!
Cracked.com contributes The Top 10 Deadbeat Celebrity Relatives.
Triggerstreet.com has compiled the Top 5 Most Ridiculous Movie Plots of ALL TIME.
AOL’s (<—- My loathe for thee knows no bounds) [...]

Taser Tuesday - 8/21/2007

Today’s taser video includes a little bonus footage: A drugged out teen, a partial car chase, and an overweight cop falling flat on her face. What more could you ask for? 

Michael Vick In Deep Shit

 
As I post this news is trickling in that he will plead guilty and do a year in the pokey, however I still find this rather amusing.